My brain says no but my pants say off.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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