I'm really into asian looking animals
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I party with great urgency now.
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