PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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