Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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