I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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