Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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