We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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