This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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