no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
