she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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