What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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