from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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