He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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