before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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