I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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