yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
