question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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You. Win. At. Life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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