I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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