There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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