am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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