haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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