scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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