David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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