just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You dont lie about slip and slides
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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