How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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