sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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