so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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