Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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