Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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