I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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