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my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls

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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.

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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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(313): View more from Michigan

well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".

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(708): View more from Illinois

he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing

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(209): View more from California

DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.

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(248): View more from Michigan

you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"

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