plz talk dirty to me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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