Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
