So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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