we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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