you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
There's even glitter on my cock...
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