Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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