I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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