i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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