so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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