No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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