morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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