Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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