it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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