didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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