I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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