oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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