We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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