just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well I just put wine in my tea
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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