Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
