This is not my ceiling
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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