we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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