i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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