Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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